Archive for January 2013
Static is amazing
When I pet Pepper, we both get little static electricity zaps. It’s kind of fun since nobody really gets zapped hard enough to hurt. I was petting her in a dark room once and could see the little sparks in her fur. It was more than a little amazing. How cool is it that when…
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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…the creeping ick that’s making the round is trying to get in. I ate 3 cloves of raw garlic, took an immune boosting remedy that Sheri uses, and I’m about to head to bed almost two hours early hoping I can stave it off. Stay away, Sick! I don’t want you. I don’t need you.…
Read the Full PostMoving to Vegas: Arrival
Previous installment: Moving to Vegas: Vistas Williams, Arizona is only about a 3.5-hour drive to Las Vegas. Knowing this, Dad and I were in no hurry to get going on this last day of our journey. We slept in a little late and went to the Denny’s next door to the hotel for breakfast. The…
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?”
Read the Full PostMoving to Vegas: Vistas
Previous Installment: Moving to Vegas: So long, Texas We were now in New Mexico, a place Dad and I had never been to before. We both grew up and have mainly existed on the East Coast. Sure, we’ve been to other places, but we never drove cross-country through them. We were absolutely not prepared for…
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Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
Read the Full PostMy day was great!
I woke up and wanted to stay in bed, so I did for a few extra minutes. Not enough to be late, but enough to feel a little naughty and luxurious. I got up, did my morning business, and had some breakfast. Business and breakfast done, I got dressed. The temperature was in the 40s,…
Read the Full PostMore politics: I agree with the President
I’m seeing this quote form Obama’s second inaugural address: Our journey is not complete until our gay brothers and sisters are treated like anyone else under the law for if we are truly created equal, then surely the love we commit to one another must be equal as well. I know these words were written…
Read the Full PostI tried playing the word “fellatio” in Words With …
I tried playing the word “fellatio” in Words With Friends. It responded, “Sorry, fellatio is not an acceptable word”. I had no idea Words with Friends was a married woman.
Read the Full PostMoving to Vegas: So long, Texas
Previous Installment: Moving to Vegas: Waiting for Lunch Well as nice as Texas had been, it was nice to see another state. Hello New Mexico! I felt like we had now made real progress. So far the journey was going extremely well, especially since we had two alpha-males in the truck. Not only were Dad…
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A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.
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