I wish this were true and not satire…

Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the¬†embarrassing¬†prohibition. […]

“Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?” Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

“I’m sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”

Michael Bloomberg is a jackass. He pushed through a very stupid, ineffective law restricting drink sizes in New York City. I wish this really had happened.

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  1. Anonymous on May 2, 2013 at 8:00 pm

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