I heard some controversy about Miley Cyrus “twerking” last night on some irrelevant awards show I’ve never seen.
I don’t know what twerking is. Do I want to know what it is? Probably not.
[Looks up “twerking” on the interwebs. Finds Wikipedia entry.]
Yep, I was right. This is not something I needed to know. To save you I have not linked in the above paragraph.