I wish

Things like this don’t happen in the real world. Imagine … a sea of bacon … that you can drive into. I need a moment.

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12.000 gallons of gas and the universe in general

I filled my car with gas yesterday. I usually put the pump on and let it do its thing until it automatically stops and that’s what I did yesterday. When the pump stopped, it stopped at 12.000 gallons. I have probably been pumping gas for 30-odd years and this is the first “whole gallon” stoppage…

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As loud as I like my music…

If you happened to be driving on I-25 Southbound in Denver yesterday around 4:15pm and saw a silver Ford Flex piloted by a large goateed man with a lot of hair, yes that was Barry Manilow blasting through 12 speakers with 390 watts of oomph. And yes, Barry was singing about Lola and Rico at…

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Doggedly determined in Boulder

A few weeks ago we were in Boulder acting like tourists. On the way there, we saw this dog driving a Toyota RAV4. I sometimes like to lean my arm out the window, but hey there, pooch! Be careful getting that much torso out the window and trying to drive, too.

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Well that wasn’t pleasant…

You know how I like to ride my bike to the train station. That means I have to ride it home. There’s one stretch of road that I have to cross that’s less than ideal. Cars are looking to the left watching traffic approach as they get ready to turn right onto the main avenue.…

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I. Am. So. Full. Of Want.

There’s crazy and then there’s this thing. I guess if you’re going to endure the zombie apocalypse, you might as well do it comfortably. I wonder if they make an armored version.

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Salmon, non-sequiturs and meatballs

We were in Ikea late this morning during what’s turning into a blizzard, looking for a new office chair for me. Long story short: the search for a chair was a bust. However, one of our Ikea “to do’s” is to eat at the cafe. We had a good view of I-25 and the cars…

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To Honor and Abbey

I watched the entire second season of “Downton Abbey” today. I watched the entire first season yesterday. I am looking forward to watching the third season  this coming week. I’m not sure which job in the house I would want most, but probably chauffeur. I like cars. I wouldn’t mind being one of the landed…

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Cobwebs begone!

I have a lot to do this weekend, but I’ve got a plan. My time is organized and I even have a good amount of relaxation scheduled. Just the same, I was a little fuzzy this morning. Cobwebs were present. Not from the night before. The just were, you know? Anyway, I went and got…

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