WP-FASE

I did a presentation today at our office Tech Lunch about a project I’ve been working on for a while. It’s called WP-FASE (WordPress Filter and Syntax Extractor. Links: Presentation slides GitHub repo Take a look. If you use or program WordPress, it might be helpful. It’s still in early development, but works pretty well.…

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I wish

Things like this don’t happen in the real world. Imagine … a sea of bacon … that you can drive into. I need a moment.

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12.000 gallons of gas and the universe in general

I filled my car with gas yesterday. I usually put the pump on and let it do its thing until it automatically stops and that’s what I did yesterday. When the pump stopped, it stopped at 12.000 gallons. I have probably been pumping gas for 30-odd years and this is the first “whole gallon” stoppage…

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Is it wrong…

…that I read this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp and my first thought was to wonder how they’d taste dipped in butter or cocktail sauce? I think I’ve been watching too much Andrew Zimmern.

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I don’t think this is a coincidence.

This is the Pizza Hut logo: This is the toilet seat cover dispenser in the men’s room at work: I haven’t eaten Pizza Hut food for years. It’s one of the few foods that always messes up my stomach, so I avoid it. I don’t think the similarity in a certain shape is a coincidence.…

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Picture quotes

I realized recently that although I have a pretty face, it’s not that interesting to see the same photo of me over and over and over next to posts on Facebook, especially when the text of the post is a quote by somebody else. So starting today my daily quotes and most of my blog…

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I wish this were true and not satire…

Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. […] “Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?” Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito. “I’m sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. You’ve reached your personal slice limit.” Michael Bloomberg is a jackass. He…

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