I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
In case anyone was worried, there IS caffeinated coffee in the house and some will be brewed nice and strong the way $diety intended. I will not let last week’s mistake happen again.