Elf on the Shelf is one of them. I see lots of cute Elves on Shelves, and lots of Elves not on Shelves doing all manner of naughty things to Barbie and a friend. And I just don’t know what to make of it.
I’d rather ignore it, but it’s everywhere right now. I know, “tis the season” and all of that. So be it. I can laugh along with my confusion and misunderstanding. But what I really want to do is drop the elf in a blender.
It’s not that I hate the Elf. I don’t really even mind the creepy concept of having an elf in the house monitoring everything that goes on. I’m just curious about the sound the Elf would make while being blended.
Somehow I think that’s something I would understand.